Interview With the Author No. 327

Hellstrøm: Before you ask: I got the idea for the book from the dead guy buried in my garden.
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Hellstrøm: Don’t look at me that way.
q: …
Hellstrøm: I said, don’t look at me.
q: …
Hellstrøm: To be exact, I got the whole book from the guy buried in my garden. And before you ask, yes, I killed him. He was an old friend, he gave me the manuscript to read, and as soon as I realized that it was a masterpiece I killed him and gave it out as my own.
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Hellstrøm: Don’t you fucking look at me! *puts inhaler over mouth and sucks greedily, glowering at interviewer insanely*
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