„Quotable“

I have come to expect very little of human beings, and I have never been disappointed by their performance in this respect.
– Trova Hellstrøm

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April Fool(’s Day)

Some delectable foolisms:

A fool and his money are soon elected.
― Will Rogers

I have great faith in fools ― self-confidence, my friends would call it.
― Edgar Allan Poe

I still believe that peace and plenty and happiness can be worked out some way. I am a fool.
― Kurt Vonnegut

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain ― and most fools do.
― Benjamin Franklin

The greatest pleasure of [being with] a dog is that you make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
― Samuel Butler

If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn’ fool about it.
― W.C. Fields

Don’t approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side.
― Yiddish Proverb

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
― Douglas Adams

I wasn’t born a fool. It took hard work to get this way.
― Danny Kaye
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